36 pages of wasted paper were found today at the printing station.
Preliminary investigation revealed that an unidentified perpetrator was attempting to print some driving directions off of mapquest, leaving behind a disgraceful paper trail. Fortunately for us, the criminal wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box. Their home address was printed on each of these sheets.
Below is a dramatization.
You laugh now, Perp…
…but paper waste is no laughing matter.
